“This woman seemed really cool; she was fit, witty, and had piercings. I spent a week messaging a few girls and decided to meet the first of these girls to put my plan into action. It takes me an hour to drive there, and I arrive at the restaurant before she does a good thirty minutes before our date, so I could be prepared.
I had no idea how to reply, so I just got up and walked out of the restaurant without saying a word.” via GIPHY 12.“One girl I met up with was on house arrest and ‘forgot’ to tell me.” via GIPHY 7. That’s cool, I thought, I can be friends with nice people that aren’t witty. A few weeks in, he told me I was almost perfect, except my upper arms were fat. “I had been texting this girl for a good three weeks, and we finally decided to go out on a date.